Life

As I look back on previous posts, I realize how serious I am. I'm pretty serious most of the time. Its not for a lack of wanting to be fun or have fun. It is because of the positions I've been placed in and the types of authority given to me.

Therefore, it is my goal to try and have at least 1 fun article each week. (Not that a lot of people read this anyway.)

So, here goes. This was an e-mail I received. It is from Red Skelton's skits.

Red Skelton's Tips For A Happy Marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage,
good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in
Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere....but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested
the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
maker. She said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit
down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water
in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me, "In the
lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?" The driver said. "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to
interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the
TV?" I said, "Dust!"

Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it! This was the good
old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word....just
clean and simple fun.